ALS ile yaşamanın dayanılmaz halleri

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10 - If you have an itch, you can't scratch it.
       
           If I could just... ugh!

9 - If a bug crawls on you, you can't flick it off. 

           I've had spiders crawl up my leg and end up on top of my head!

8 - When you crap, people inspect it.

           I now live in nursing homes. They chart everything. Including details about your poo.

7 - You lose the ability to pick your nose.

           Nose full of boogers? People avoid this job like a port-a-potty at a summer festival. My advise - pick with a t-shirt.

6 - Caregivers refuse to trim your hairy privet parts.

           Hate having caveman hair down there? Too bad for you and your crew. You need a note from the doctor before they will spend the time making you comfortable in that area.

5 - You don't lose the desire to have sex.

           Your brain doesn't care that you have ALS. It still desires sex. To bad brain. The only nooky you'll be getting is in your dreams. 

4 - You twitch and shake uncontrollably.   

           Can't stop. Won't stop.

3 - You can't get rid of eye boogers.

           People seem to have a hard time getting the gunk out of the corners of you eyes. Maybe a warm washcloth?

2 - You have ALS dreams.

           You often have ALS in your dreams. You also dream about being trapped, like in a box.

1 - The longer you have ALS, the fewer supporters you'll have.

           Yes, it's true. Thankfully, the good ones keep getting better.

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